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Joke of the Day
"Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned"
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"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Timex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""coincide"" -could u use it in a sentence? Sure: When the nickel murdered the penny it was a case of ""coincide"""
"I found a company that describes your dick! microsoft"
"What is Reddit's favorite airliner? Virgin airlines."
"Baby showers are so weird. It's like ""hey, congrats on having a functional reproductive system""."
"what's the difference between a loaded potato and a normal one? Someone's a lot less deadly with a normal potato."
"I asked my English friend what his favourite summer accessory is. He said, ""Clouds."""
"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a basketball."
"I applied for a job as a Marsupial... Safe to say I didn't get it because I lacked the right Koalafications."