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Joke of the Day
"Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned"
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"Two Ducks Two ducks in the airing cupboard, which one is in the army? The one on the tank......."
"So, Bruce Jenner wants to become a women, eh? He's already got the driving part down. http://www.npr.org/2015/02/08/384663218/bruce-jenner-involved-in-fatal-car-crash"
"Sometimes I drink to cure my malaise. If I get drunk this Friday because I am bummed about the end of the world, am I getting sauced because of Mayan-aise?"
"If you say 'my cocaine' really loudly, you will sound exactly like Michael Caine saying his own name. I will never get tired of this."
"What do you get if you combine your mom and a giraffe? A fat giraffe"
"I hate Russian dolls They're so full of themselves."
"You know whats hard? Bricks."
"Good Girls Vs Bad Girls Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."
"kid, we've been tracking your performance on the self checkout... you're the best we've ever seen. we'd like you to become our head cashier"