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Joke of the Day

"Black Lives Matter movement organizers lied about total number of followers. It turns out the movement is only three fifths as big as they say it is."

"How do the Chinese pick a name for their child? They throw a spoon down the stairs"

"How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement? Collecting stocks and bonds."

"I've got 99 problems and they're all luftballons."

"I saw a motorcycle with a broken windscreen And I thought ""that's not fairing too well."""

"What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name? Sweet pee."

"How is a teacher like a hooker? They're both pretending that they're enjoying it."

"An atheist, a cross-fitter and a vegan walk into a bar... We only know because they told everyone within a minute."

"How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch? He's the one with the clean finger."

"My friend once asked me if I would have sex with a christian girl without a condom. It's okay, God will protect us."