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Joke of the Day

"1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean nasty ugly smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !"

"Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent"

"Click here for joke. Click the back button for joke."

"Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe! Europe who? No! You're a poo!"

"""Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"" ""No. I got them all cut."""

"Q: How can you tell when you've passed an elephant? A: Your eyes are watering and you can't get the seat to go down."

"A collection of OC jokes!"

"Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip again Don't trip again Don't trip again Don't trip again - me running up the stairs"

"What time is it? **BOOM!**"