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Joke of the Day

"Why do people say ""Cannonball"" when jumping into a pool, but no one says ""I'm jumping into a pool"" when firing a cannonball #Interesting"

"I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way. Through the driver's door."

"I play the triangle in a reggae band... ... I stand at the back and ting"

"""Why does everyone hate me?"" I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on."

"How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison? Shoot the first one."

"WOMAN: pls help, theres a man outside terrorizing me 911: haha aww that just means he likes you MURDERER (at window): HEY SHUT UP I DO NOT"

"I'm so drunk right now I just walked into Canadian customs and shouted ""Why y'all checkin' me?! Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"""

"So I was eating out my Grandma... ...And I tasted horse semen and thought, *Ohh, so that's how she died.*"

"How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Lets go ride a bike!"

"Chuck Norris was at the Homerun Derby He pitched a no hitter!"