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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I commented on that video of your kid taking his first steps with ""aw look you taught it how to walk on its hind legs!"""

"Mexican Olympic Team Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics? Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."

"I peed on the floor in front of the beverages at a party Now there's no punchline."

"Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism... I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing."

"If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it on a parent's birthday so they know why."

"Gravity 0/5: Worst Space Jam sequel ever. Literally no basketball."

"Man walks into doctors office with a frog on his head... Doctor: can i help you? Frog: yeah, get this thing off my ass!"

"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."

"A man was apprehended for public masturbation but ultimately let go because he only did it for 10 seconds... Ya, he definitely got off easy."

"What do you call a broken can opener? A can't opener"