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Joke of the Day

"best Attitude to follow in Life Imagine that you are already dead. This way, whatever u get in life is always a profit for u."

"A pirate walks into a brothel and says... ""ARG! THERE SHE BLOWS!"" Edit: Wow 8 views. thanks guys :D"

"I've got 99 problems, which really bothers me since I've also got OCD and I prefer even numbers."

"What did the train on the way to Auschwitz say? JEW JEW! TUGATUGATUGATUGA JEW JEW!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands."

"If I had a nickel for every time I heard the same joke on Reddit... I'd have about $3.50"

"Dear Hollywood, When you adapt a book into a movie here's a novel idea: try reading it first for a change. Assholes."

"Mr. Rogers misled kids by making them believe that running into people you know is good."

"Why did the kid run across the freeway? To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts."

"Things I Hate: slow internet connection and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and half of friday."