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Joke of the Day
"A GoFundMe, so I can buy an avocado."
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"What is the most painful cereal known to man kind? Banana Nut Crunch."
"Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics? Walking."
"How do you tell if someone has an std? Oh shit wrong sub-reddit."
"A man once called a pier the ugliest eyesore he'd ever seen, but was then never seen again. I guess you could say he diss-a-pier-ed."
"i work in the elevator business. It has it's ups and downs."
"I feel bad for spiders. I tripon my two feet all the time. Can only imagine the hell a clumsy spider goes through."
"I'm not a competitive person I'll be the first to admit it."
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget....."
"Videogames ruined my life... ...but at least i have two more"