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Joke of the Day

"What is a rude way of referring to a young homosexual fly? A maggot, of course!"

"I just saved a ton of money on my Christmas shopping by expressing my political views on facebook."

"How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb? Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of."

"What do paper towels call their family? NapKIN"

"It's yellow, lives in a tree, and is very annoying? A Banananananana Banananananana!"

"With all the negativity in the world today... ...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive."

"What's a ghost's favorite search engine? Ghoulgle"

"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said ""Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"""

"In regards to those who lost a loved one to the Air Asia flight disaster... Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea. (Too soon?)"

"I posed naked for a magazine today. Although from the reaction I got I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money."