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Joke of the Day

"Everyday, I brush my teeth & say ""That's it. You can't squeeze anymore toothpaste out of this tube."" Then everyday, I do."

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"Why does duck taste better than turkey? Because turkey is just poultry in comparison."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink out of that little thing?"
"If anyone says YOLO to me I say YOLBYPCFAC (You Only Live Because Your Parents Couldn't Find A Condom). I hope it catches on..."
"What do you call fat people eating McDonalds? Cannibalism"
"What's a life without units? Unmeasurable."
"Recipe idea: Add ADDITIONAL cheese to your frozen pizza to make pizza with EXTRA CHEESE! (Ladies, you may pin this on your pinny web thing.)"
"Just got a blow job in the elevator. It was a pleasure on many levels"
"Q: How do you make a hot dog stand? A: Take away its chair."
"What's the difference between a gun and amnesia? Oh shoot, I forgot..."
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