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Joke of the Day
"Started a Christian acoustic band the other day... We call ourselves ""Gsus""."
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"A week before Abraham Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland... A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe."
"Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells? She outgrew her B shells."
"Good Cop: Book 'em. Illiterate Cop: I'll just wait for the movie."
"I was going to make a gay joke butt fuck it."
"What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center? ""Who ordered the two jumbos?!"""
"Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger... ...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."
"What's the worst kind of media? chlamydia"
"I'm going to create a social network called ""Selfies And Drama"" also known as ""S.A.D."" @MaleHonesty86"
"I just met an Irishman of Chilean descent. His name was Con Kearney."