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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells? She outgrew her B shells."
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"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on chlamydia. The librarian says, ""You're girlfriend already has it, she said that she gave it to you."""
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"What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train the other trains the mind."
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"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!"
"Finally I found out how hashtags work #hashtag # hashtags #work #how #found"