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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a gay joke butt fuck it."
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"An online dating service but to match you up with prospective burritos."
"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""
"Raising children takes a village, preferably one with many vineyards."
"What's the hardest part about nailing a baby to a tree? My penis."
"Why are orphans terrible baseball players? They don't know where home is."
"When Asian tourists ask me to take their picture for them; I always say, ""Okay let's do one more but this time don't squint"
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger! This is a guy I knows fav all time joke and I told him I would put it on here after telling him the jokes I read on here."
"Last night before I jumped into the shower, my gf gave me head And shoulders shampoo. Ever try that stuff before. My hair is soft as fuck!"
"Obama won? That's it I am moving.... ..to USA!"