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Joke of the Day

"I just met an Irishman of Chilean descent. His name was Con Kearney."

"Good thing most planes have TVs. Nothings worse than having to look out the window at Earths sacred majesty from the point of view of angels"

"Can't believe that it's been over a hundred years since Einstein proposed his theory of relativity. Feels like it was only yesterday..."

"[baby takes its first steps] me in a cop outfit: not even close to a straight line buddy, you're going away for a long long time."

"I went to Oklahoma recently ,It was pretty ok"

"Just asking for a friend, if one of your testicles drooped more than the other would you see a doctor?"

"What do people and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe."

"Do you know why Native American sex is so hot? It's fucking in tents."

"What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear? He kilt himself"

"I think the face you make pre-sneeze is the same as when you orgasm."