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Joke of the Day
"Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"
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"Easy way to earn karma points on /r/jokes? Options are: 1) Crack a witty comment 2) Link to /r/dadjokes 3) Submit a damn joke and the answer is.....drumroll...... just reply with a ""whoosh"", simple!"
"My Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense."
"Not funny, people. I lost both my parents to a Hot Tub Time Machine."
"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you threw an Iphone in your blender and screamed 'I WANT APPLE JUICE!' """
"'ey girl, you remind me of my homework... Because I'm not going to do you. I'm just too lazy."
"- ""... He accidentally drank some radioactive milk and became_ - MILKMAN!! - No. He became gravely ill and died. What are you? An idiot?!"""
"Are Nicolas Cage movies terrible because he's in them? Or is Nicolas Cage in movies because they are terrible?"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? ..........Nothing you've already told her twice!"
"You've gotta hand it to blind hookers."