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Joke of the Day

"'ey girl, you remind me of my homework... Because I'm not going to do you. I'm just too lazy."

"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan Because I bet those girls are pretty thirsty."

"Realtor: This house here comes with a playroom Wife: Oh, the kids will love that! Realtor: It's not that kind of playroom Husband: Nice"

"I'm going to confess my love to this sore throat so it'll be gone when I wake up in the morning."

"Boob Size Grades A ---> Almost Boobs B ---> Barely there C ---> Can't Complain! D ---> Damn! DD ---> Double damn! E ---> Enormous! F ---> Fake G ---> Get a reduction!"

"So I was dating a girl who had a lazy eye It would have worked out, but it turns out she was seeing someone on the side"

"What's black and blue and hates sex? The boy scout in my trunk."

"A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof."

"Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS... Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban."

"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."