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Joke of the Day

"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you threw an Iphone in your blender and screamed 'I WANT APPLE JUICE!' """

"Why are black men taller than white men? Because their knee grows."

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"Britain has invented a new missile It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired."

"Jamiroquai, because Jamirodepwessed."

"What do you call it when a Jamaican kid's getting roasted Bwoi-opsy"

"Why would an upright vacuum cleaner with no wheels make a better President than Hillary Clinton? Well, they both suck and have trouble moving forward, but at least the vacuum has a handle on it."

"I'm not superstitious, I'm just kindastitious!!!"

"The hell with a Klondike Bar, ask me what I'd do for a box of Girl Scout Cookies."

"If at first you don't succeed... try try being redundant."