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Joke of the Day

"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you threw an Iphone in your blender and screamed 'I WANT APPLE JUICE!' """

"/r/programming joke On a scale if 0 to 1, does it hurt?"

"Women on their period always ovary act. *insert pun here*"

"Is the opposite of progress... ...congress?"

"""You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss."" - Discovery Channel executive"

"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. I laugh a bit more."

"Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it"

"I just paid 400 for a cup. What a mug."

"Thank you for clarifying that you'd bite me with your teeth, my mind was running wild with all the possible things you could bite me with."

"Why did the chicken get an ouija board? To contact those who had crossed over to the other side."