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Joke of the Day
"My Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense."
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"I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn't care..... Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0"
"A programmers wife tells him... A programmers wife tells him: Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread..."
"I'm a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on."
"Photographers never like it when a camera can't take pictures. They shutter at the thought."
"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A Brunette with bad breath."
"So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview. Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's talent?"
"If the salvation army wants a donation from me then they better get a kettle big enough to put my son in."
"Women who are short are called ""petite."" What are short men called? Friends."
"How does Professor Charles Xavier Apologise? He says ""Cerebro"""