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Joke of the Day
"You've gotta hand it to blind hookers."
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"What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting? Counting Crows"
"*Filling out application* Sex: ""no thanks"" Well maybe I should write yes... I really need this job. You know what? Yeah sure I'll take sex."
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"*watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house"