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Joke of the Day
"I ate a lot. It tasted like cement."
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"Stress from children can take 10 yrs off your life Drinking alcohol from stress can take another 10 yrs Based on my math, I died 5 yrs ago"
"There are three people in this world The ones that can count, and the ones that cant."
"Why did the redditor cross the subreddit? To recycle a joke from the other side."
"What is a Canadian's Favorite Game? Sorry!"
"Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd Never Forget"
"How can you make a small fortune? start with a big one"
"What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day? Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day."
"What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student? ""Ur-ine!"""
"Enterprise What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both keep Klingons off Uranus."