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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day? Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day."

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"What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up."
"What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food? Delivery."
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