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Joke of the Day
"How can you make a small fortune? start with a big one"
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"What wind is best for footballs? Drew Brees"
"The doctor wants me to start eating healthier to add years to my life. It's like he doesn't realize I'm married."
"I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does"
"Why are Ice Cream Truck music so loud ? NSFW To muffle the sound of the captive kids that are held captive"
"i've dated so many tools i could open a home depot"
"How many psychologists does it take to change a tire? Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change."
"1st day of hunting season: *puts on camo* *climbs up in tree stand* *waits w/binoculars to see one hunter accidentally shoot another hunter*"
"When a woman tells me her lawn needs mowing, I get an entirely different picture in my head."
"[teen me w/GF in my dad's car] Me: You wanna do it? Her: *giggling* Yes Me: *hears voice whisper no glove, no love* GET OUT OF THE CAR MOM"