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Joke of the Day
"What is a Canadian's Favorite Game? Sorry!"
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"My wife and I have an agreement with our 7 year old daughter Don't wake us up early on the weekend and we won't abandon you in a mall"
"Once you go black.. You become a single mother."
"My girlfriend asked me if her vagina smelled like fish... I said; ""Yes, Ariel, it does."""
"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend! Badum-Tits!"
"I was walking through the mall... I was walking through the mall, when I noticed this mannequin giving me a filthy look. I went over and decked the cunt and said ""Fucking poser"""
"If you're starting a sentence with ""not to sound like a bitch,"" guess what you're going to sound like."
"Someone turn off the internet I'm trying to sleep"
"Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet? Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more"
"one man six horses. a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable."