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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma's so ugly... When the cops shoot her, the bullets come back and ask for blindfolds."

"Having anal sex in the splits... A hole body stretch."

"I ejaculated six feet earlier. Strange, usually I ejaculate semen."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He looked at his gas bill."

"How do you make a woman go blind? Put a windshield in front of her."

"How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap? 9 Months."

"Telemarketer: Good afternoon, Sir. Me: Do you walk with a limp? Telemarketer: No. Me: Want to? Telemarketer: Thank you for your time."

"Someone once asked me if I trust boobs... ...I said ""I put my faith in them"""

"Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :("

"Roses are red, violets are yellow, lilacs are cyan, carnations are rainbowish, this LSD pill is lovely."