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Joke of the Day

"Telemarketer: Good afternoon, Sir. Me: Do you walk with a limp? Telemarketer: No. Me: Want to? Telemarketer: Thank you for your time."

"Found a concert that costs 45 cents! ..... It's 50cent and Nickelback /mikedrop"

"Have you heard there's a new disease you can get from using Linux? It's Terminal. (OC joke.)"

"What kind of animal has an asshole directly in the middle off its back? A police horse"

"People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown."

"Interviewer: do you have any final questions? Me: HYPOTHETICALLY, what happens to people who drink on their lunch breaks?"

"What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head."

"What did the college student say to a banker? I am forever in your debt."

"I've got a circle with a vertical line through it on my bedroom ceiling It's my hi-phi"

"Condoms aren't as safe as they make them out to be... My friend was wearing one when he got hit by a truck. He's not doing too well..."