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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a woman go blind? Put a windshield in front of her."
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"Yo momma so fat She got an event horizon."
"What do you call a gay milkman? A dairy queen."
"""Dad. Dad. DAD! Please just come home. You promised us you'd stop after Volume 46."" - Creator of NOW! That's What I Call Music's children"
"FBI responds to increased number of botched investigations resulting in civilian casualties By adding a new definition for ""botched"" to urban dictionary; successful"
"""Bob's coming over"" Bob from work or Bob who thinks he's a cop? *knock on door* OPEN UP, POLICE *flushing drugs down toilet* ""Bob from work"""
"Me, hold a grudge? Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens."
"I might drive you crazy, but at least I'll take the scenic route."
"What did my grandfather say before he kicked the bucket? ""I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"" Ba dum tsssh"
"Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbians. Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."