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Joke of the Day
"I ejaculated six feet earlier. Strange, usually I ejaculate semen."
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"I wish work was like high school when I could just poop my pants to get sent home."
"Have you heard the one about the grain farmer? It was corny."
"A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt dusted himself down and said ""OK who moved my dog?"""