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Joke of the Day
"Someone once asked me if I trust boobs... ...I said ""I put my faith in them"""
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"Why are all black people tall? Because they're negroes!"
"[OC] How does Haskell like his food? Curried."
"Just learned the Finnish have a word ""Kalsarikannit"" which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear. Signing immigration forms now."
"70% of all university students identify themselves as procrastinators. .. The other 30% haven't gotten round to it yet."
"Our son came home one day with a note from his first grade teacher: Your son bit another boy today. Is he getting enough to eat at home ?"
"*stood on Eiffel tower watching a beautiful sunset* Sara? *Gets down on one knee* *audible gasp* ""Yes?"" Help my knee is made of magnets"
"Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the whole place, But it's their fault for not having windows."
"Fact: A childless person coined the phrase ""Sleep like a baby."""
"If I could choose, I'd like to die like my grandfather, peacefully and in his sleep. Unlike his passengers."