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Joke of the Day
"Someone once asked me if I trust boobs... ...I said ""I put my faith in them"""
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"You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it's acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch."
"Doctor, does being obese impede my chances off a normal sex life? No, but it does add weight to the problem."
"Turned on women's volleyball and within four minutes there was a wrist injury Don't worry I'll be fine"
"Not all Latvian so unfortunate Lucky man is farmed 3 potato. Soon man has hit by lightning and die. Is true some have all luck, struggle finally over."
"How can you tell a skinhead is shaved down there When the carpet matches the drapes"
"""I'd like to raise a toast."" *Cradles bread in arms, accepting this step into motherhood*"
"A mushroom... A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender walks over and says ""Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"" To which the mushroom replies ""Why not, I'm a fungi!"""
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way your in my light!"
"If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. And then someday, we can put everyone with AIDS on the moon."