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"What do you call the hair of a centaur? Humane."
"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."
"What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common? they both like to root around in your cellar"
"What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends? There's not mushroom in here"
"What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman? One says ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" The other says ""Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"""
"The difference between the middle finger and the fourth finger I use my middle finger to say fuck you to you.. My wife uses my fourth finger to say fuck you to me"
"A Christmas joke for you: Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball!"
"DAE ever wonder if Andy would be disappointed in OP for not delivering? I went for corny."
"[cemetery] *priest says a final prayer* *harambe's casket is lowered into the ground* *toddler falls in*"