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Joke of the Day
"A Christmas joke for you: Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball!"
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"Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk."
"Why are the mountains in Switzerland called ""the Alps""? Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!"
"If Gandhi went on a 100 day journey with no shoes or toiletries... ... he would be a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"
"I'll throw corrosive acid in the face of anyone who casually glaces at my computer screen while passing my cubicle."
"5 years ago today I asked the girl of my dreams to go out with me. Today, I asked her to get married... She said no both times. ;("
"Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible."
"What does a woman's A**hole do when she has an orgasm? He's at home watching the kids"
"Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know."
"Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli."