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Joke of the Day

"What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common? they both like to root around in your cellar"

"So /r/cringepics posted something actually cringeworthy."

"You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse."

"I was speaking to a lad at work called krowski. I asked, ""So are you Polish?"" He said, ""No, my great grandad was."" I said, ""Oh, so you're just a tad pole?"""

"Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen."

"I like TV, I was watching Blue Peter today He's my neighbour with a heart condition who was walking his dog. I asked why he didn't have a pacemaker. He replied ""I can't even keep up with my dog""..."

"About a months ago I started to learn how to speak French. But then I gave up."

"I hate it when people compare Freddy Mercury to God. I mean God is great and all but he's no Freddy Mercury"

"Did you hear about the guy... [nsfw?] Did you hear about the guy with three penises? His pants fit him like a glove."

"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."