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Joke of the Day
"What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends? There's not mushroom in here"
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"I watched my neighbor get evicted the other day... ...It was a moving experience."
"My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I can't love her back. It's nice when problems resolve themselves."
"Narcissism It's in your best self interest."
"A joke my kid told me today. Him: dad guess who is the smallest family in the world? Me: I don't know, who? Him: the atoms family. Not bad for 7 years old."
"According to NASA scientists, black holes were created using The Space Shovel"
"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy :)"
"The most epic stage name for a Chinese porn actor would be Mao ""The Dong"""
"*burst into doctor's office* ME: I'm no longer canstopetid DOCTOR: You mean constipated ME: No I've had a vowel movement DOCTOR: Get out"
"Today my 6yo said it was good it's snowing, as that means the earth isn't getting hotter, and tonight she starts as an anchor on Fox News."