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Joke of the Day
"What type of movies can't batman see? Parental Guidance."
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"My wife's a biology teacher... This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs. I told her, ""Ovariesy."""
"What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? Infanticider."
"Why are they called overalls when you can still see arms and the head? That shit ain't over all. Those are oversomes and whatnot."
"I told her it's been a while. She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike. Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation"
"woah. you can say ""Houston we have a problem"" in messy situations that have nothing to do with astronauts or texas? this changes everthing"
"Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists? Because they are *homo*phobes."
"Hillary Clinton's recent case of pneumonia just goes to show There's only one candidate who can dodge a draft."
"Quickest way to get over someone? 4 wheel drive"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken Christopher Reeve"