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Joke of the Day

"I told her it's been a while. She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike. Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !"

"wat apple fanboy caled it an ""apple fanboy"" insted of an ""iDiot"""

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."

"So, have you guys seen the headlines about 'Jesus might have had a wife'? I don't know why they're still speculating. After all, it's pretty clear that *someone* was nailing him."

"Most people know that Descarte said, ""I think, therefore I am."" What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ""......afraid of Chuck Norris."""

"Why does an elephant have 4 Feet? Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches."

"What is ISIS' favourite file type? .exe"

"I haven't talked to my girlfriend for the last couple days because of my addiction to this new game. I think The Division is really starting to get to her."

"Obama and Putin are fighting over a phone charger. You might even say they're in a power struggle."