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Joke of the Day
"What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? Infanticider."
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"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."
"Making an effort in 2013 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone."
"Got caught smelling my sisters underwear yesterday. Made the rest of her funeral very fucking awkward."
"I'm sorry, you can't check your disobedient child on this flight. Guess you'll have to carry on your wayward son"
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot"
"Russell Crowe had an affair with Meg Ryan He's gladiator."
"What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists"
"Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal."
"Why did little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally"