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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people that you hate? Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day."
Next Joke
"I accidentally kicked my cat off of the bed while adjusting my blankets. Now he's in the corner sadly humming a Sarah McLachlan song."
"I wonder if the earth ever looks at the 2016 election and thinks about hurling itself into the sun."
"What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house? Nah, I'm-a stay."
"Oh crap, I just realized I've been posting to Friendster for the last month."
"Why did the seamen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"I decided for dinner to make the Duck confit As I was in a really fowl mood."
"Lots of decisions will be made today... Because it's Choose day."
"Do you know why I have airplane-mode turned on on my phone all the time? 'Cause I'm so fly"
"What did one deer say to the other after leaving a gay bar? Dude, I can't believe I just blew a hundred bucks."