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Joke of the Day
"What is wrong with the number 6.9? There is a period in the middle."
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"And then Satan said, ""Put the alphabet in math..."""
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"That redheaded snowboarder is pretty good, but he could be even better if he did some of his wacky prop comedy on the slopes."
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"Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks."
"What did the testicle say to the other testicle? ""Between you and me, I think something's up."" I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!"