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Joke of the Day

"Netflix and chill is cool... But let's be honest guys, we know for most of you it's Netflix and Jill Edit: if you don't know who Jill is, take a look at your hand."

"What is the worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in. No? Too old for childish jokes? Sorry."

"What do you call a Muslim pilot? A hijacker"

"So, my Doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating... I asked ""Why?"" and she replied, ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"Q: Why are elephants gray? A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries."

"Human Cannonball Following the tragic death of the human cannonball at the local fair, a spokesman said, ""We'll struggle to get another man of his calibre""."

"How can you tell when someone does crossfit? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"A roman centurion walked into a bar, raised his hand and signed the waiter to get him 2 martini. The waiter gave him 5 instead."

"the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials"

"Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano."