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Joke of the Day

"What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color? Reptile - disfunction"

"The worst thing about Muhammad Ali sending a ""Tweet"" to Mayweather . . . Ali couldn't type it and Mayweather couldn't read it."

"Why did Captain Hook think Robin Williams death was funny? He likes dead-'Pan'..."

"Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar... followed by Batman."

"I love being a gynecologist I find that I'm always hard at work."

"Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery? Because they're always Li-ion!"

"There are 10 types of people. Ones who understand binary, and ones that don't."

"My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100. She's a 10 but it sucks because she's imaginary."

"What do you call an evil cat, who only lives to be an ass hole? A cat."

"Whats Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"