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Joke of the Day
"What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color? Reptile - disfunction"
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"A Man's Biggest Hope Most men hope they will marry a nymphomaniac. The problem is, that after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac is still there."
"What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist? Nothing."
"My wife has a memory like an elephant I just wish she didn't look like one"
"What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny? A block of flaps"
"Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there's nothing left?"
"I had to Seymour Hoffman at the gas station today You know, Philip?"
"When you talk to ghosts, they always tell the truth. When you speak with them, they're really transparent."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just shoot the room for being dark."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken."