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Joke of the Day
"What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color? Reptile - disfunction"
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"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged. Credit to my house-mate for this gem!"
"One day my kids are gonna be like ""please let us off the roof"" and ill reply ""400 on black"" because ill be at a roulette table far far away."
"I can't spell armugedon... But it's not the end of the world."
"Avoided a copay by having my annual physical at Antiques Roadshow. Clean bill of health, plus I found out I'm worth $150."
"When I die... I just want 2016 to be my pallbearer, so it can let me down one last time."
"How do you know if your wife is dead? Sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up."
"Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? Because they love those new boots!"
"I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades."
"What did the helicopter... What did the helicopter dick spinner say to initiate gyration? GO GO GADGET!!"