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Joke of the Day

"How much does the economist-turned-prostitute charge for a blowjob? $200, possibly more if you account for inflation."

"What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner? ""I ain't no chive, Turkey."""

"Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague. The Czech's in the Male"

"What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common? They're both homo-genius."

"One time we ran out of soap- -so we had to use hand sanitizer!!!"

"Do you want to hear a potassium joke? K. I was going to tell you a sodium joke but Na."

"Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible."

"When people ask me why I got into drumming I always tell them it's because really enjoy beating off in front of crowds"

"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact."

"What do you call a thousand terabytes of child porn? A pedobyte."