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Joke of the Day
"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact."
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"I'm going to name my dog ""Syndrome"". Whenever he jumps on someone, I can yell, ""Down Syndrome!""."
"Damn girl are you Schrodinger's cat cos you're in a box and all these nerds are talking about you? Sir have some respect this is a funeral."
"Kayne and Kim name their new daughter ""North"" I hope there's a perfume coming: ""North"" by North West."
"How do you tell when a woman is having an orgasm? Who cares?"
"What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world? Send."
"""Oh yeah, let's run to the hills. That sounds like a great idea."" -Ironic Maiden"
"Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend? He told her he *can't elope*."
"I just call everyone viewers...... so I won't mistake their gender."
"Apparently, 4.665642(1) out of 7.4 people overcomplicate things."