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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to hear a potassium joke? K. I was going to tell you a sodium joke but Na."
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"I went door-to-door today telling my neighbors I'm a registered sex offender so they'll keep their damn kids out of my yard."
"Alexis Ohanian"
"Who build King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"
"Biggest joke on the planet. Real Madrid"
"My parents always tell me that their world doesn't revolve around me I guess that means that I'm not actually their sun :("
"Don't worry, husbands. If something should happen to you, your wife already has the next one lined up."
"I'm so embarrassed! My wife caught me measuring my cock! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."
"So Chad Kroeger was just diagnosed with a vocal cyst... I guess that's what the doctor can call nickleback."
"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."