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Joke of the Day
"Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible."
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"""It's no biggie"" I can't tell if they are trying to make me feel better or insulting my manhood on the first date."
"Being Bipolar sucks... I love it"
"A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called trycoxagain."
"What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells? I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
"How do you know if Helen Keller just masturbated? She spits when she talks."
"Political views are like children. Some people don't have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."
"Why was Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to turkey!"
"What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing? The Master Baiter."