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Joke of the Day

"Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?"

"What's the shortest book in the world? Deutscher Humor!"

"Another sad news on an international celebrity... Justin Bieber was found alive in her condo earlier today."

"dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them ""queues"""

"A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away"

"The girls I meet in bars have the worst pickup lines. They're like, ""Hey, what's your friend's name?"" Never works on me ladies."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !"

"Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself."

"I took a biology exam the other day. The test asked me to list two things that are commonly found in cells. Apparently blacks and mexicans was not the right answer."

"Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often? Because they Muslim."