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Joke of the Day

"I took a biology exam the other day. The test asked me to list two things that are commonly found in cells. Apparently blacks and mexicans was not the right answer."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you My girlfriend told me this one today, I was impressed"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? No, it's the C."

"What do you call someone who can't do anything? HR"

"The Soviet Union won't ever rise again? What a bunch of Bolshevik."

"What do you call a knight made out of clay? Sir Amick"

"The dogboner /Neil degrasse Tyson situation has been an elaborate ruse all so Michael hale could claim on gawker that he has a girlfriend"

"[during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps"

"I overheard a work colleague saying they are going to a fancy dress party as a small island of the coast of Italy I said don't be Sicily"

"Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama? Keem Jong Un."