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Joke of the Day

"The girls I meet in bars have the worst pickup lines. They're like, ""Hey, what's your friend's name?"" Never works on me ladies."

"Your Momma is so fat... ... when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her back."

"What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde? Brainwashing."

"I got in a fight with a coworker yesterday... He struck me as a very offended man."

"Have you heard about the deaf guy? I don't think he did either."

"Feminists won't get this... Anywhere"

"I'm leaving you for an NSA officer ""I'm leaving you for an NSA officer,"" she said. ""But why? What does he have that I don't?"" ""He listens to me."""

"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."

"What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty? Will you be my grill friend?"

"How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer? Dos"