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Joke of the Day

"Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself."

"Sure, I'll help you find those paper cuts. -Purell"

"What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician? I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones"

"I just came up with a long UDP joke But it's not really worth typing out here. You guys probably wouldn't even get it."

"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"

"My husband is like Santa Claus He's old, fat, and comes once in a year."

"Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7."

"What movie title best fits The Flash's sex life? The Fast and the Furious."

"The final death of 2016.... Mariah Carey's live performance career"

"Why was Jesus the father of exercise? Because he was cross fit"