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Joke of the Day

"Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself."

"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"

"[I remove my bike helmet, but my toupee comes off with it] ""I'm sorry guys, is there something funny about safety?"""

"Two cows are standing peacefully on a hill. ""Moo"", pipes up the first cow. The second cow turns to her and says ""BITCH, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!"""

"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer"

"My mom is having a hysterectomy. This is like the time I moved away to college and she tore down my childhood bedroom."

"Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!"

"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called Trycoxagain."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana"

"Trust us: the feminine form of 'ghostbuster' is 'ghostbuster'."