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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !"

"How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete? A triathlete doesn't go both ways."

"Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Nothing, their last big hit was the wall."

"why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Stay safe tonight everyone!"

"Her: The laundry pods are missing! Me: Oh really? H: Did you eat them again? M: Absolutely not *burps bubbles* why? H: JUST CALL IT A HUNCH!"

"What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand."

"What happened when the car took LSD? It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!"

"You can just lean against anything, look down at your phone and toggle between your 1st and 2nd page of apps and you'll look pretty popular."

"What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue? I'm stuck."

"Well kids, when a man and woman love each other very much, he erects a monument for her, but in his pants."