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Joke of the Day

"dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them ""queues"""

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."

"To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed. They always finish last."

"Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes."

"when i die i want my kids to carry my casket. So they can let me down one more time."

"Your sex life It doesn't exist"

"Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, everyone who actually Read it."

"Read on r/todayilearned that Saint Ambrose was the first person to practice silent reading... ...which is crazy, because typically, Catholics never shut up about their favorite book."

"What do you call an evil cat, who only lives to be an ass hole? A cat."

"What does a ghost drink? Boo's."