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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilo mockingbirds"

"What did the Florida boy have on his feet? Crocs"

"There were two guys fishing... Suddenly a hedgehog passes by and asks them: -""Hey guys do you have any glue""? They answer no and he leaves. Ten minutes later he comes back. -""I brought some"""

"the real reason you shouldn't flush condoms is the fish get caught in them and it makes the fishermen laugh so hard they fall off the boat"

"Did you hear about the movie with the Red Tractor? The trailer was better"

"Props to every deodorant commercial ever for abandoning all creativity and just going with ""If you buy this, women will have sex with you"""

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic."

"Your Bio says you like music. That's amazing. Seems like everybody else around here hates music. Kindred spirits, you and I."

"Have you ever eaten at a Native American restaurant? It's mostly corn...but you have to make a reservation."

"Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She's isn't coming back and don't ask Y."