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Joke of the Day
"I've spent all day trying to convince people on Reddit I'm French. I give up."
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"A guy goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian looks at him and says, ""Fuck off, you won't return it!"""
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"This girl said she wouldn't have sex with me because she was on her period... I'd say her excuse was spotty at best."
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"Say - didja hear about the LGBT who keeps telling bad Bruce Jenner jokes? (wait for it ... wait for it Yeah - every one thinks he's a real bruisance ..."